Monday, May 4, 2009

John Edwards... one slimmy man

People are upset because of the allegations that John Edwards paid his mistress too much money but my sorrows are saved for his wife. What kind of creep cheats on his wife when she is sick, then waits to tell her anything until two days after he announced running for the Presidential campaign.
I don’t know any man who would tolerate the following scenario: first, fall in love, (which is a subject for another time- how the sexes define love) and then decide to marry... next both parties continue to work, being a supportive husband then knowingly change everything thing about himself. Number one, his hair would thin out or be unmanageable, experience huge weight gain with severe body changes, complexion breakouts, insomnia, mood swings, sinus problems, farting with constipation, hemorrhoids, headaches plus he has to wear clothes that make him look stupid, have people gawking and making fun of him plus putting his life in danger. Afterwards his body will never never be the same.
Secondly, he would, without missing a beat be expected to continue as if nothing had changed. Go through life with normal ups and downs as the Edwards have done but with John experiencing the aforementioned changes .... just to keep things within the scope of the Edwards’ scenario we will give him Prostate Cancer, a really fast growing cancer the kind you know most likely he will die from. On top of that his wife comes homes one day and says "I am running for President of the US".... two days later she drops the boom by saying quickly (no details) I AM HAVING AN AFFAIR with a younger- blonde- smart -well tanned man.... and by-the-by we have a town meeting this evening and I need you John to stand by my side-smile-don't complain about standing on your feet that are so swollen from the physical changes he went through earlier in the marriage so they could have the life they chose.I think if John Edwards had to go through everything his wife did plus experiencing the loss of a child he would not stand for one minute of "oh honey, I am sorry ... can't we just get through this campaign". Who is he fracken kidding, his wife is a great lady and deserves much more than this man can ever give her.

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